jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet
does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?
classic Jerry tho
stop calling girls weird it’s 2014 if you don’t like sluts ur sex
I’m not gonna lie thats exactly what I do and i get to meet cool people online who do the same thing I can be anything in a video game brave a hero a goddess a warrior even a Italian plumber what more could I want
The movie must be even more fascinating,you should really take some nice ideas of how to make your baby girl scream like never before gentlemen…
this is exactly why the 50 shades movie is dangerous
not only is the sex in the book incredibly tame and vanilla (they almost never use the word vagina or ass….just “down there”), but the bdsm that is portrayed is abusive and dangerous and yet people are taking it as an example of what to do in the bedroom
I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE LIKE I CANNOT.
I’VE BEEN LAUGHING FOR LIKE 5 MINUTES STRAIGHT.
like…who makes the decisions and why do the friends go along with it….
THAT THING RIGHT THERE
This is how I stayed alive my senior year
I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks of time like this.